Remember that someone out there is always having a worse day than you.
how 2 get girl
Step 1: accidentally knock into her but its not an accident you did it on purpose
Step 2: collapse to the floor holding a glass heart
Step 3: shatter the glass heart on impact
Step 4: cry and say "gurl u broke my heart.... can I have yours"
Step 5: shell say yes 99% of the time
Step 6: plunge your fist into her chest cavity and rip out her heart
Step 7: consume it
Step 8: congrats u now have gf